How To

How To Eat an Apple

By: Talia D.

Step 1: Ask Mommy for "real apple" (as opposed to dried apple snacks).

Step 2: Pick your piece off the plate.

Step 3: Bite into the apple as if it's an orange slice. 

Step 4: Continue eating the apple in this manner until most of the inside is gone.

Step 5: Break the remaining bit of apple and declare "apple broken in half." Then eat both halves, at the same time if possible. 

Step 6: Ask for more apple.